today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"
Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!
Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.